Got two fortune cookies after eating yummy veggie lo mein for dinner. Anyone that enjoys playing with their food as much as they did in 9 1/2 weeks will feel me on this. It’s pretty much become tradition for anyone reading fortune cookies around me to follow them with in bed, it’s mostly funny, so here goes: #1 To light the soul-fire, make your body sound and healthy in bed (yes)! #2 You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough in bed (yes! yes! and yes!) lol! ‪#‎Funfortunes‬ ‪#‎bigkidlaughs‬